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The Beverly Cyberpunks
The Beverley Cyberpunks

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor engineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was hacking at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Nano that is, grey goo, Mataglap.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's runnin' out of air,
Kinfolk said "Better get away from there"
Said "Outer space is the place we ought to be"
So they coded up a truck and took off for Beverly.
Orbital, that is. Zero gee, shooting stars.

Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly jacking in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Cyberpunk that is. Set a spell, Take your spex off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
 IO
Lynx-enhanced by <peter@taronga.com> (Peter da Silva)