Also, whenever a programmer thinks, "Hey, skins, what a cool idea", their computer's speakers should create some sort of cock-shaped soundwave and plunge it repeatedly through their skulls.

Endorsed by jwz

All audio software sucks. Even the best audio software developers seem to think that whatever cheap and greasy keyboard or amplifier they were playing "love shack" on the night they first got laid is the BEST THING EVAR and forever want to bring that tawdry experience to everyone's computer. And they all seem to think that the best way to do that is skins.

Even Microsoft and Apple: it ain't just Linux here, there's no innocents in this fiasco.